fear of heights

Was flying the NBA commissioner and had a bunch of stuff I was planning on doing during the repo flight, however my pilots informed me there was a lot of bad weather and it might be pretty bumpy. SHIT! So I grabbed a bunch of things-including my uniform, and put them at the back table so I could have access to them if I couldn't get up. I rolled 14 place settings and was waiting for the plane to takeoff and decided I might as well put my inform on. The pantyhose were a little difficult, button up shirt was easy got it all tucked into my skirt, buttoned it up and good to go. We land in TEB and there was a good amount of catering and I was kinda running around being a little crazy (as usual)The line guys were being very helpful- normally they just carry stuff to the top of the stairs and I have to run up and down the aisle with everything but there was actually 2 guys that were bringing everything all the way back to the galley for me. (Sweet! I figured it was just my lucky day)So i get everything put away/ put in place and I'm doing a final cabin sweep and my buddy clears his throat and goes, "Uh Abby......I wasn't looking but your zippers down" Me: ::a little flustered but whatever I've got skivies on:: Oh. so it was. I go check something and my buddy goes off to the cockpit. End of story.


HA! Later during the flight I go to the bathroom and as I'm checking myself in the mirror I decide to see just what my zipper down looked like. Weeelll...the zipper is about 6 inches long and I of course had chosen that day to wear a thong so skivies be damned all that separated my ass from not only my pilots eyes but also the line guys eyes was some sheer black pantyhose. Greaaate. Makes sense now why the line guys were so willing to help.

But hold on it gets better!
About a week later with the same crew we were going to fly the Clinton's. We're sitting at HPN waiting for them to show and my Mr. Mall says to me "Hey Ab, ya know that zipper thing that happened last time"... ::eye brow raise:: Me: ::shake head in shock and disbelief, he's totally puling my leg:: "No way." Mr. Mall: ::nodding yes:: "you better get that checked." I reach back and sure enough my freaking zipper was down!!!. Good thing modesty isn't important to me.